Nak Buat Quickie?

Ni mak petik satu joke dari sebuah blog nak share dgn uols.

John and Martha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a van selling ice cream," he said. "A yellow car just drove by." A few minutes passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Titus' riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" The startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

Dua Bukit Satu Batang = MakNyah?

Hujung minggu ni ada penamaan calon untuk tiga pilihanraya kecil di our beloved country. Think everybody is aware about it. Mak berpendapat election ni adalah satu election yang kemaknyahan which is equals to feminine election. Hahaha.....nanti nak perjelaskan mengapa mak cakap begitu. 

The by election ni melibatkan dua Bukit dan satu Batang Ai (air dalam Bahasa tempatan).

So what do you all understand dengan dua bukit in relation to the human. I rasa the boobs is the two bukits. Kalau wanita ada dua bukit but takder batang air kan? Only maknyah have two bukits and one Batang Ai. Does it not related? What say uols?

Pencuri pun minat bra

Tengok ni. Pencuri pun minat juga dengan bra. Ni berlaku di Marang, Terengganu.

MARANG: You just never know what a burglar will steal from your house: cash, jewellery and maybe a bra or two!

That was exactly what the culprit, or culprits, took when they broke into the house of a 49-year-old civil servant and his wife on Friday in Kampung Batu 12, here.

They stole RM1,500, RM10,000 worth of jewellery and a bra. 

The man had left home for a seminar in Kuala Lumpur while his wife was away visiting her family in Dungun.

State Criminal Investigation Department deputy chief Superintendent Khairi Ahrasa said the civil servant was returning home on Saturday evening when he received a call from a neighbour informing him about the break-in.

He said when the man returned home, he found the front door had been forced open and his house ransacked. The man lodged a report at the Marang police station at 10pm, claiming two pearl necklaces, five gold rings, the cash and the bra was missing.

Between Sperm And Mayonaise

sperm and mayonaise have a lot in common:
First both are spreadable
Second both are rich in protein
Third both come from eggs AND
Finally both are LADIES CHOICE

TWO NUNS

TWO NUNS

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What
can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go
this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has
happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he
followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and
he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?'
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
ll pray for you!

HAVE A BLESSED DAY!


posted on bogel meriah by mirikaki