Alat Ukur Cikdick

Jantanz memang terlalu concern dengan saiz cikdicknya. Mak dan juga ramai lelaki lain memang rasa seronok kalau cikdick bersaiz besar. Mengaku sajalah. Mana ada lelaki yang puas hati jika saiz cikdick dia hanya sebesar  cili saja. Kalau cakap kat orang pun sure punya sengaja bagi tau saiz dia punya lebih besar dari yang sebenar. Ni sebab lelaki obses dengan saiz. Mungkin filem-filem porno yang banyak mempengaruhi minda kita orang kan? Pelakon filem porno boleh kata semuanya mempunyai saiz yang besar.

Mak buat posting ni selepas baca one artikal kat Daily Chilly tentang akan adanya alat untuk ukur cikdick.  Alat ini yang merupakan pengukur pakai buang akan dilancarkan oleh Public Health Ministry di bawah kempen "Condom for All". Kempen ini akan memberitahu jantanz saiz kondom yang paling sesuai dan muat untuknya bagi tujuan perlindungan kesihatan. Mak rasa uols pun perlu juga kan untuk pakai kondom yang kena saiznya dan selesa. Or else tertanggal dan tertinggal kat dalam. Uols faham kan? Hihihih......

Pengukur tersebut boleh mengukur cikdick antara 49 dan 56 millimeter dan untuk satu kajian untuk  mengukur "Thai penis size standard". So, kalau standard orang-orang Thai, maknanya saiz kita orang juga kan? Sama-sama saiz orang Asia. 

Walau bagaimanapun tidak dinyatakan bagaimana jantanz yang mempunyai cikdick yang terlalu besar atau terlalu kecil dapat mengambil bahagian dalam kajian tersebut. Kempen ni dijalankan memandangkan semakin ramai lelaki gay dan pekerja seks dijangkiti HIV.

Mak perturunkan sebahagian daripada apa yang mak baca dalam artikal itu yang dipetik dari The Nation:

A 200 million Baht (RM20 million) budget has been approved for a countrywide drive to give away free condoms to gay men and males and females aged 1525, with a special focus on ensuring that people wear the rightsize protection.

"Larger size condoms can slip off or deaden the pleasure during sex, while smaller ones will cause discomfort to wearers.

"These factors dissuade people from using condoms - which encourages the spread of HIV/Aids," said Dr Somyos.

"Making goodfitting condoms available will be useful in dealing with the reemerging HIV/Aids problem as well as promoting the widespread practice of safe sex in Thailand," he said.

The DDC's statistics showed that HIV infection rates among gay men going for testing were 17 per cent in 2003, 28 per cent in 2005 and 32 per cent in 2007, a rise that has prompted warnings of a second wave of HIV/Aids infection.

The campaign is aimed at cutting infection rates in half by 2011.

Once approved, more than 7,000 district administrations will be asked to participate in promoting the practice of safe sex and in distributing the free condoms.

- The Nation/ANN

New Lingerie Shop Kat Sg Wang Plaza, KL

hari ni mak keluar Bukit Bintang.

Ada nampak one new shop kat Sg Wang Plaza yang jual lingerie seksi. Mak tak masuk sebab pergi dengan wife. Outlet tu letak kat LG Floor. Kalau uols masuk from BB Plaza ikut bahagian hadapan outlet ni terletak on the left. Jalan terus je ke arah Sg Wang Plaza. Kan SG Wang Plaza tu bersambung dengan BB Plaza.

Kajian Industry Lingerie

Uols bacalah apa yang dipaparkan DI SINI.

SexToys

Hari ni mak masuk kat innit nuffnang untuk tinjau-tinjau blog yang menarik yang mak nak baca. So masa cari-cari tu terjumpa satu blog yang tulih tentang lawatan dia id Bugis Street Singapura tuh. Bugis Street ni, dulu popular dengan aktiviti fonen juga. Ramai fonen-fonen berkumpul kat area tu untuk menjalankan aktiviti masing-masing yang memacam itu.

So dalam posting dia ada tulih, tempat pertama yang they ol visit ialah adult shop. Tapi dia tak ada apa-apa picture pun tentang adult shop yang they ol lawat itu. So mak pun googlelah cari. Mak jumpa this one  Adult Novelty Shop. Kedai ni jual sex toys antaranya. Begitulah, kalau adult shop mesti ada jual benda-benda tu untuk menolong menambahnaikkan keseronokan sesi seks sama ada secara bersendirian, berpasangan ataupun berkumpulan. Kedai-kedai novelty kat Malaysia ni pun ada jual benda-benda macam tu juga. Kalau uols nak tahu kat Malaysia ni dia guna pernaiagaan kondom sebagai outletnya. Memang banyak macam kondom ada dijual kat kedai macam tu. Pilih saja ikut selera masing-masing. Selain kondom ada juga pelicin, pakaian seksi, dan juga alat bantuan seks yang lain.

Dulu mak pun ada juga belikan satu dildojenis rabbit yang kat gambar sebelah ni. Tapi vibrator rabbit ni mak beli kat Chow Kit. Kat kaki lima tu je. Dulu masa mak pi Hong Kong, benda macam ni dijual kat pasar malam je. Macam-macam fesyen alat bantuan seks ni. Bukan penis je yang ada tetapi pussy juga ada. Kalau teringin sangat nak fuck mana-mana celebrity, cari saja pussy selebriti itu. Tak dapat yang ori, getah pun kira ok gak kan?

Toys ni walaupun tidak legal dijual di negara kita, tetapi ia dapat membantu individu yang memerlukan kepuasan seks dan adalah lebih baik daripada dia mencari jalan keluar dengan cara yang tidak elok seperti merogol dan sebagainya. Sekurang-kurangnya dia berdosa dengan Tuhan  sahaja dan bukan menjadikan manusia tidak berdosa yang lain sebagai mangsa nafsu serakahnya.

Lagi online shop di Singapore yang mak jumpa masa google tu

Sextoys

Holy Madison - Barbie Doll?

Holly Madison sewaktu menghadiri Malam Halloween di Studio 54, Las Vegas

Bawah: Bersama-sama Lara Croft di majlis yang sama

Lagi gambar DI SINI.

Guru Posing Bogel Untuk Sakitkan Hati Kekasih

Ianya keluar dalam Kosmo online dan mak pun surf kat internet

TAMARA MCLEAN

November 3, 2009

AAP

When young Kiwi teacher Rachel Whitwell decided to pose nude for Australian Penthouse she wasn't thinking of the fame or the fortune.

She just wanted to annoy her boyfriend.

But the ploy has backfired badly, with saucy pics of Whitwell frolicking in a spa splashed across New Zealand papers, leaving both her career and her relationship in tatters.

This messy scenario can be explained by the fact that her boyfriend is New Zealand's notorious porn industry king, Steve Crow, producer and distributer of X-rated movies.

The pair had been dating for nearly two years and planned to marry. That was until Whitwell, 27, decided to test the 52-year-old's commitment by sending him a series of raunchy anonymous texts and Facebook messages.

"I wanted to prove to everyone who thinks he's a sleaze that they were wrong about him," she told New Zealand's Woman's Day.

The problem was he fell for it, flicking back enthusiastic messages and organising a rendezvous.

A distraught Whitwell confronted him and moved out of the couple's Auckland home, and sent her sexy photographs to the Aussie mag as a form of payback.

"Posting my pictures on the web was only meant to annoy Steve, because he always says he's not interested in going out with a nude model," the mother-of-one told the magazine.

"Nothing good has come out of it, because all it's done is leave me unsure and bitter."

Crow - who happily describes himself as a "bald, fat pornographer" - admits what he did was "monumentally stupid" but he said he was wholly unimpressed with Whitwell's attempt to trick him.

"I think the whole concept of the 'honey trap' is despicable and I've said to (Whitwell): 'If you throw the right bait at any fish, you'll catch it'," Crow told the magazine.

He said their relationship was "probably irreparable" and the damage done to Whitwell's career may be the same.

The New Zealand Teachers Council has taken serious issue with the photos, which include two nude and four topless shots.

They are investigating her foray into nude modelling with a view to striking her off the teaching register, a move she claims is "totally unnecessary".

"People will vouch I'm a really good teacher," she told a newspaper recently.

"My ability to teach and have good relationships with students is not affected."

© 2009 AAP

Chelsea Charm - Bintang Erotica Expo

Seksi ke seksa?


Kalau ada antara uols punya sampai besar macam ni, jenuhlah bila nak pi jalan-jalan kan? Ini seorang bintang dalam Erotica Lifestyle Expo di New Zealand. 
Chelsea Charms reputedly has the largest augmented breast in the world (and if she doesn't then she is definitely in the top 2 or 3!!!)

 

Chelsea  has appeared on the covers and in the pages of Buxotica, Score,(March 2000), Hustler Busty Beauties (April 2000), and other adult magazines specializing in large breasted models.

Chelsea has achieved her large breasts through the use of polypropylene string breat implants. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast.

On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg). Because of the nature of her string implants, Charms' breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month). Regular visits to her surgeon in Houston to have excess fluid drained are necessary.

Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc.

In recent years, the use of so-called "string" implants such as Charms' in breast augmentation surgery has become illegal in the United States. Due to the dangers associated with such implants, only a small number of women in the world still have them. Mainly those in the big-bust entertainment industry had or continue to have string implants, most notably Minka and Maxi Mounds.

When asked if her back hurts, she replied, "No, but exercise is the key." She loves to read, averaging about one book a week. Her favorite authors are Ha Jin, Annne Rice and Charles Dickens.

Chelsea will be leading this years Boobs on Bikes parade down Auckland's Queen Street starting at 12:30pm on Wednesday 23rd September 2009 and will beour VIP guest in StarZone at Erotica Auckland 2009.

Selamat Tinggal Dunia Pondan

Selamat Tinggal Dunia Pondan.....auwwww.Tulah sebuah buku yang bakal diterbitkan dan ditulis oleh Azwan Ali. Beritanya tersiar dalam mStar.

Apakah sebenarnya kisah di sebalik tajuk buku itu. Dulu ramai menganggap macam-macam terhadap Azwan.Maklumlah gaya dan perawakan dia yang lebih mirip kepada gaya feminin gitu. Mak tak nak komenlah sebab mak pun kenal Azwan hanya melalui bacaan di majalah dan paper je. Dan mak just dengar je cakap-cakap orang. So cakap orang ni mana sama dengan tengok sendiri kan?

Ada friends mak yang same kategori dengan mak lah, dia cakap, eleh....Azwan tu pakai lingerie juga. Tataulah mak, sejauh mana betul. Maybe Azwan ni kategori crossdresser je macam mak. Daily life hidup dalam dunia lelaki tetapi inside ada some womanish desire dan in secret dress up la as women just to satisfy naluri kefonenan itu.

Bau Badan, Pijama Membosankan Punca Perceraian Di Terengganu?

Ramai pasangan di Terengganu diambang perceraian kerana masalah bau badan dan pakaian tidur yang tidak seksi. Aduuuu.....macam tu ka? Nah uols baca nie....

KUALA TERENGGANU: Body odour, humdrum sex and boring pyjamas have been blamed for the high divorce rate in Terengganu and the state government is coming up with innovative ways to improve sexual relations, especially among newly-weds.

Top on its list is to invite cosmetic firms to introduce exotic and sensuous fragrances that can arouse sexual desire.

And husbands and wives are being encouraged to bathe together.

Nampaknya wife-wife kat Terengganu tu nak kena belajar kat maklah tentang macam mana nak pakai pakaian tidur seksi kan?

ni just gambar hiasan. kot-kot wife-wife kat sana tu kena pakai macam nilah baru dapat membangkitkan nafsu ghairah suami masing-masing. Mak pun suka sangat kalau pakai macam ni dan dimanja-manja oleh partner.

Miss International Queen 2009

Seorang pegacara televisyen Jepun Haruna Ai, 37 telah dimahkotakan sebagai "Miss International Queen 2009" untuk maknyah, di Pattaya, Thailand. Haruna adalah diantara 18 orang peserta pusingan akhir dalam pertandinganyang diadakan di Tiffany's Show, yang merupakan kabaret terbesar di duna untuk maknyah. Beliau menang US$10,000 (RM34,125), mahkota dan piala.

Ia merupakan pertandingan kali kelima dan menarik penyertaan dari seluruh dunia termasuklah Filipina, Amerika Syarikat, China dan Brazil.

Ai Haruna (はるな 愛 Haruna Ai^?, born 21 July 1972 in Ōsaka Prefecture) (born as Kenji Ōnishi (大西 賢示 Ōnishi Kenji^?)) is a Japanese transsexual TV personality and singer.^[1][2] She is famous for imitating popular idol Aya Matsuura.

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