Thursday, June 19, 2008

Isterinya Lesbian

Ni mak baca dalam The Star tentang seorang suami yang mendapat isterinya seorang lesbian. Kisahnya bermula apabila pada satu hari si isteri balik ke rumah dan suaminya nampak love bite kat lehernya. Biasalah kan selalunya kat mana lagi nak tinggalkan gigitan cinta itu kalau bukan kat leher. Tapi pernah tak uols tinggalkan love bit uols kat tempat-tempat tertentu such as kat dada dia, perut dia or anu dia? Hmm.....creativiti uols lah kan nak tinggalkan kat mana.


Bali kepada kisah tadi di bawah ni mak copu berita dari dalam akhbat online tersebut.

Sex VCD exposes wife’s lesbian affair

A HUSBAND suspected his wife was having an affair with another man. He was wrong. To his shock, he discovered a VCD with explicit scenes of his wife having sex with a woman.

Harian Metro reported that the woman was the wife’s office colleague and the affair had been going on for the past few months.

The paper said the man grew suspicious when his wife came home from work with love bites on her body. He thought she might be fooling around with a male colleague.

He confronted his wife, who denied having an affair with any man.

A whole new light was thrown on the affair when the husband found the hidden VCD and discovered that his rival was a woman.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Mak Di Tawau

Now mak tengah duduk sorang dalam bilik hotel kat Tawau ni. Mak sampai hari Isnin. Mulanya mak dok kat Kongston Hotel tapi kat situ tak ada internet access. So pas tu mak keluar survey kat pekan Tawau ni. Mak jumpa satu hotel ni yang baru siap kena renovate. Hotel tu memang dah lama ujud tetapi bila dah renovate nampak barulah. Masa mak datang dulu, mak duduk kat North Borneo Hotel. hotel kokak tetapi ada Streamyx kat dalam semua bilik. Yang bestnyer tu free je. Just plug in kat laptop dan belayarlah 24 jam.

So now mak kat hotel ni, Istana Monaco. Tengok uols, mak dah jadi anak raja. Stay kat Istana. So bila balik KL nanti, orang tanya di Tawau mak stay mana, mak akan habak mak stay kat Istana. Best kan uols. Macam kat Istana di Bukit Bintang tu. But uols, Istana kat Tawau ni taklah besar biliknya. Ada queensize bed, tv tapi tak ada fridge.

So malam tadi sebaik saja balik bilik mak terus online. Speed 11.0Mbps dan signal srengtah Low. Tapi kira oklah untuk surfing. Better than mak nyer Celcom 3G. Mak surf sampai tengah malam and then keluar untuk makan. Makan kat area tatau apa namanya. Ada gerai-gerai Melayu dan makanan paling popular pula masakan Thai. Heran tul, bagaimana dia orang promosi makanan die orang sampai seluruh Malaysia ada masakan Thai. Jadi mak orderla nasi padprik dan sup payau. Hmm...payau tu kita panggil rusa. Menang banyak daging rusa di Tawau ni. Semangkuk sup payau harganya RM5.00.

Mak menghabiskan masa dalam bilik ni chatting. Mak masuk lah channel Tawau, Borneogay. Memang mak dapat banyak message tetapi mostly from Sarawak dan KK. Kalau ada yang dari Tawau, dapat gak buat pemanas badan. Ramai yang msg tu mostly gays. Mak tak minat sangat ngan gays yng nampak macho nie. Mak lebih berminat yang cute, sissy dan clean shaven. Lagipun bukanah terdesak sangat. Kalau dapat, dapat, tak dapat pun tak apa. Bukannya mak rugi apa-apa. Kayla..... mak nak terus chat nie......cari mangsa.......ahaksssss.......


Friday, June 13, 2008

Pandangan Uols Tentang Mentimun

Mentimun hanyalah sejenis sayuran yang sejuk dan sedap gak dimakan. Boleh buat rojak buah, buat ulam, campuran pasembur. Mentimun juga boleh dibuatkan penyegar mata dengan menempekkannya pada kelopak mata.

But bentuk mentimun ini pasti membuatkan uols terbayangkan sesuatu selain dari boleh dimakan. Ye tak? Kalau uols tengok pic mentimun yang mak snappy kat sebuah hypermarket ni, apa yang uols bayangkan? Entahlah siapa yang beli mentimun ni. Hmmm......nak buat apa yer?

Monday, June 2, 2008

Ratu Pondan Thai

Gambar dari Kosmo online

Thailand memang terkenal dengan ladyboys mereka yang jelita. Kosmo melaporkan tentang satu pertandingan ratu yang terdiri dari maknyah.

PATTAYA - Seorang remaja yang dibesarkan di sebuah pangkalan tentera, Kangsadarn Wongdusadeekul dimahkotakan sebagai ratu pondan di Thailand malam kelmarin.

Kangsadarn yang berumur 19 tahun dan memiliki nama gelaran Nonk menerima mahkota kemenangan daripada pemenang tahun lalu.

Dia juga menerima hadiah wang tunai sebanyak 100,000 baht (RM10,072) iaitu nilai yang sama dengan gaji tahunan diperoleh oleh seorang pekerja kilang dan sebuah kereta Honda.

Ketika ditanya sama ada dia gembira jika menyertai perkhidmatan ketenteraan katanya kepada penonton: "Pada tahun lalu, saya mendaftarkan diri untuk menjadi seorang askar tetapi tubuh saya sudah berubah menyebabkan kerajaan tidak membenarkan saya menyertainya."

"Kami cantik. Oleh itu, kami tidak perlu menjadi seorang askar," katanya manakala penonton ketawa mendengar jawapan itu.

Dia berasa bertuah kerana masih diterima menjadi ahli keluarganya kerana bapanya merupakan pegawai tentera berpangkat kolonel dalam tentera Thailand. - AFP

Dulu CT, Kini Fasha

Hairan ye, mengapa seorang artis suka menafikan satu hubungan yang intim dengan seseorang dan diketahui ramai menafikan hubungan itu. Kalau satu kampung dah tahu, dah masuk dada akhbar, dah masuk kaca TV, masih lagi nak menafikan. Bukankah itu hipokrit?

Dulu Siti Nurhaliza (kini Datuk) menafikan hubungannya dengan seorang ahli perniagaan yang bernama Datuk K. Tup, tup, akhirnya berkahwin juga dengan orang yang dinafikan ada hubungan dengannya.

Kini giliran Fasha sandha pula. Macam biasa menafikan hubungan dengan seorang usahawan internet, Datuk S. Meengapa nak berbohong ye? Kalau ya, katakan ya, kerana nanti jika ada jodoh antara mereka dan berakhir di jinjang pelamin, kan terbukti penafian sekarang satu pembohongan.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Operasi Terhadap Maknyah di Penang

Adakah Bandaraya Georgetown sedang dijadikan sebagai syugra bagi maknyah? Itulah pertanyaan dalam akhbar New Starits Times yang melaporkan tentang operasi terhadap maknyah.

Berikut laporan dari NST Online

GEORGE TOWN: Is Penang turning into a transvestites' heaven?

The police here think so judging from the increasing number of complaints they have been receiving.

To nip the problem in the bud, police have been going all out to nab transvestites boldly soliciting for customers.

Scantily dressed and all dolled up transvestites, including those from Thailand, Indonesia and even India, have become a common sight at popular hangouts in Upper Penang Road here.

Other known hangouts include Lebuh Leith, Love Lane and Lebuh Chulia.
Northeast police chief Assistant Commissioner Azam Abdul Hamid said there had been an increasing number of complaints that the transvestites were openly indulging in immoral activities.

He said police had last Monday launched an operation codenamed Ops Rose to nab transvestites and have so far caught eight, including three from Thailand, India and Indonesia (two each) and a local.


Friday, May 2, 2008

Ronaldo dan Maknyah

Hangat diperkatakan bintang bolasepak Milan, Ronaldo yang cute itu melanggan pelacur yang akhirnya didapati maknyah. Hmm....nasib uols dapat langganan bintang bolasepak dunia u....

Ronaldo in hiding after cross-dressing prostitutes incident

Transvestite Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino, also known as Andreia Albertine, who works as a prostitute, talks to journalists in Rio de Janeiro on Monday, April 28, 2008. AC Milan striker Ronaldo, from Brazil, accused Andreia Albertine of extortion, after an altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women, according to police. Prostitution is legal in Brazil. Agencia O Globo photo by Luis Alvarenga via Associated Press

Transvestite Carla walks past journalists as he arrives at the Barra da Tijuca police station in Rio de Janeiro on April 28, 2008. Police said on Monday that they were investigating allegations by three transvestites that Brazilian soccer star and AC Milan forward Ronaldo threatened to harm them after he took them to a Rio de Janeiro motel. Picture taken April 28. Reuters photo
Dua-dua gambar ni mak ambik dari SINI.

Citernya di bawah noks

Mak ambik ni dari sini

The AC Milan star left an upmarket Rio de Janeiro nightclub with the call girls, according to police, but offered them about £300 each to leave when he discovered they were men.


Two accepted but Ronaldo claims the other, Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino, demanded £15,000. Andre, who prefers to be called Andrea, says she has a receipt from Ronaldo of the purchase of three transvestites for Sunday night and also claimed the 31-year-old took drugs. Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met on Sunday night, but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel.

She posted a grainy video on YouTube which purports to show Ronaldo and also posed with car documents said to belong to the three-time FIFA World Player of the Year. Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil. However, according to reports in Brazil, he told a police officer he feared the episode could end his career.

Police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira Pinto said: "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine. "He was very excited and wanted to go out and have fun, without the press knowing. "Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent surgery. "But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best." The player is back in Brazil recovering from a career-threatening knee injury. Ronaldo released a press statement, saying: "In view of recent events and in order to clarify the athlete Ronaldo has never been a user of drugs, had no criminal complaint registered against him and is the victim of an attempted extortion."